You might be a Redneck if this is your:

Harley

Bass Boat

Grill

Horseshoes

Lawnmower

Weather Station

Guest Bedrooms

Palm Pilot

Redneck Powerball Winner

The above Powerball Winner on Vacation

Redneck Yacht

You Might be a redneck if...

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...

And your wedding cake looked like this...

You have a deer's butt for a door bell...

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...

P.S. The guys fishing off the porch aren't so dumb. They got the engine in that truck out of danger by driving the truck halfway up the porch....